Raspberry, Chocolate Chip and Mom: Oh, the sweet smell of blackmail

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Oh, the sweet smell of blackmail

Today I picked up my baby from her fun 2 1/2 day visit with her Dad.
As he tried to strap her into her car seat she yelled at him to stop.

'Daddy! I'm hot!!! I want to take off my pants!!!'

Which she did.

Probably not behavior we want to encourage

and...

about 5 seconds after we had pulled on to I-15 she said to me,

'Mommy! I'm going to pee in 3 seconds!'

I'm so using this against her when she is 15.

1 comment:

byufish said...: Sweet smell of blackmail indeed!! Every boy who comes to pick her up for a date..."just remember that as soon as you get on the road Raspberry may...or may not...need to pee in 3 seconds!" Oooo....that's PRICELESS!; 7/08/2009

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Oh, the sweet smell of blackmail

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