Location: Macey's grocery store.
Me: What kind of ice cream should we get your brother and cousin?
Raspberry: Not brown
Me: Ok. Not brown. What kind then?
Nice older gentleman (mid 60's): (walking up to pick out ice cream - talking to Raspberry) Well hi there. It's so hard to pick ice cream isn't it?
Raspberry: (Big eyes, pointing right at the nice man) Mom! Are you going to marry him? Mom! You can't marry him, we already have two grandpa's.
Me: (warning eyes at raspberry who pretended to be oblivious)
Raspberry: What?
Nice older gentleman: um... have a nice day.
She has been banned from all grocery shopping until she is eight. And don't be fooled by that sweet innocent smile. She knows what she's doing.
5 comments:
Oh man, can't wait until Cami starts talking so I can be thoroughly embarrassed on a normal basis too :)
Well, Raspberry is one woman who's watching out for her Mama! I'm amazed that you even let her out of the HOUSE let alone the CAR. You gotta wonder what she says at school?! YIKES!
Oh...ONE MORE THING...I'd take the stairwell express over UPS, FEDEX, and USPS...ANYDAY!!! Thanks. I'm going to survive the day.
This just made my night. I always thought that a grocery store was a good place to meet men, and it seems Raspberry agrees.
Ha ha ha, thats my name sake, she knows what she's doing. Just wait till that really hot guy is in the produce sections buying fruit, can't wait to hear what she says then. Love ya Cush
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