Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Oh, the sweet smell of blackmail
Today I picked up my baby from her fun 2 1/2 day visit with her Dad.
As he tried to strap her into her car seat she yelled at him to stop.
'Daddy! I'm hot!!! I want to take off my pants!!!'
Which she did.
Probably not behavior we want to encourage
and...
about 5 seconds after we had pulled on to I-15 she said to me,
'Mommy! I'm going to pee in 3 seconds!'
I'm so using this against her when she is 15.
Heroes
Here's mine: Cush.
Quit Date: Saturday, June 09, 2007 at 10:00:00 AM
Test Time Smoke-Free: 730 days, 20 hours, 4 minutes, and 1 second
Cigarettes NOT smoked: 18,271
Lifetime Saved: 4 months, 19 days, 13 hours
Money Saved: $3,188.99
Newest Accomplishment: 10 miles run in 1 hour 55 minutes.
Goal: Complete a 26.2 mile marathon this year
My sister rocks.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
15 seconds in the freezer aisle.
Location: Macey's grocery store.
Me: What kind of ice cream should we get your brother and cousin?
Raspberry: Not brown
Me: Ok. Not brown. What kind then?
Nice older gentleman (mid 60's): (walking up to pick out ice cream - talking to Raspberry) Well hi there. It's so hard to pick ice cream isn't it?
Raspberry: (Big eyes, pointing right at the nice man) Mom! Are you going to marry him? Mom! You can't marry him, we already have two grandpa's.
Me: (warning eyes at raspberry who pretended to be oblivious)
Raspberry: What?
Nice older gentleman: um... have a nice day.
She has been banned from all grocery shopping until she is eight. And don't be fooled by that sweet innocent smile. She knows what she's doing.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Is this really a good idea?
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