Thursday, March 27, 2008
The Dora Mitten.
Who: Raspberry and Mom
Setting: In the car on our way to school and work this morning
Atmosphere: A bit on the scowling side, but lightening up as we drive (provide food and she is happy)
Conversation:
Raspberry: Mom?
Mom: Yes sweetheart? (I'm so nice in the mornings)
Raspberry: Mom, I need my Dora mitten.
Mom: You need what?
Raspberry: My Dora mitten.
Mom: Honey, I don't think I..., what Dora mittens honey (I'm still so nice).
Raspberry: Mom! (mad voice) Give me my Dora Mitten.
Mom: Honey (slightly agitated, but still nice), sweetheart do you mean your gloves for snow?
Raspberry: Mom! The Mitten in the bag! The Dora Mitten in the bag!
Mom: (completed perplexed) The Dora Mittens in the bag? Honey... (what bag? what mittens?)
Raspberry: MOM!!! You put it in the bag in the kitchen!!!
Mom: I did? (still driving, completely perplexed), in the kitchen?... OH! OH! (laughing) You mean your Dora Vitamin?
Raspberry: Yes! I said that, my Dora Vita-mitten.
Mom: Here you go (laughing hysterically).
Raspberry: Thank you!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Love this picture
Yea to you sis, for finding amazing photos.
One of these things is not like the other.
Can you tell which one of us had the stomach flu over Easter weekend? Was it
a: Raspberry
b: Soda (real name)
c. Mom
d: Chocolate Chip
If you picked "d" you are a winner! I know Soda looks sick, but he actually just got shoved by Raspberry, that plus poor picture quality (camera phone).
Poor CC. I have never had the opportunity to see someone look white and a light shade of green at the same time. Don't be worried, he is all better. Anybody who eats a can of Ravoli for lunch the next day has got to be feeling well.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Homemaker
This poem, passed on to me by my friend Elisha, made me feel a whole lot better. By the time I get home from work, get dinner ready, go over homework, give baths, clean up dinner, and read scriptures with my kids, our poor house seems to be lost in a pile of clutter. I told my friend, "I think I need a wife."
I don't know who wrote the poem, but I like it.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Cush - 61 items about my cute sister
61 random things about my cute sister that I am now posting on my blog (with a few random comments from me).
(photos coming soon...)
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now?
Golf Clubs, Golf Shoes, Socks, 2 water bottles and an empty Coca Cola bottle. Do you have to sound so perfect? Can't you add something like, oh yea, and a wrapper from a piece of gum. Do you really throw EVERY LITTLE wrapper away? Nothing gets on your floor? A speck of dirt?
2. When was the last time you threw up
1994 – Joe, Pete, Tequilla….it wasn’t good. Ew! That's disgusting (from raspberry)
3. What's your favorite curse word?
dumbaxx Cush! you swore on my blog! Rude!
4. Name three people who made you smile today?
Mr. Geisey – He thanked me for ordering such a nice day for him, Mr. Glen Smith told some funny jokes and my cat Angel who was mad at me for leaving this morning meowed constantly when I got home (I think she was telling me off). I'd tell you off too! Raspberry said she wouldn't meow, she would bark. Like a dog.
5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Working- on a Sunday…I know!
hmm...
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Running around the circle in my neighborhood, I can run one mile in 12 minutes now - and the guilt keeps piling on.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now?
Sleeping - Stop wasting time. Get up!
8. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yep, it wasn’t as great as they said it would be. I can't think of anything to say to that... except maybe... what were you hoping for? hmm?
9. What is the last thing you said aloud?
My sister’s blog is so funny -
Oh please, stop with the flattery.It's too much.
10. What is the best ice cream flavor?
Chocolate.
What about chocolate with chocolate chunks in chocolate swirls? Wouldn't that be better?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water - Hope it was filtered, living in Florida and all... they probably spike that tap water with mind altering drugs that moggles you mind and keeps you from wanting to leave a place with crazy humidity, big bugs and up-tight country club snooties and bad air. :)
12. What are you wearing right now?
sweat pants, running shoes, T-Shirt
No socks? You could ruin your shoes not to mention you feet probably smell really bad. Stop that.
13. What was the last thing you ate?
Steak stir fry from last night. Leftovers? How frugal of you. I don't know why you are eating left overs when mom sent YOU a gift certificate for Red Lobster. Hope you appreciate it. I really like Red Lobster...
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yep, Capri’s and some really cute shoes (they were on sale) Sure they were.
15. When was the last time you ran?
30 minutes ago. Hankawannabe.
16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Superbowl. Tell the truth. You just watched the commercials. I can't even tell you who played or won. That's kind of pathetic.
17. What's your favorite treat?
Cabot Pepper Jack Cheese (It really is the best cheese ever, the commercials don’t lie). Whatever. Cheese a treat? okay. You officially need therapy.
18. Who is the last person you emailed?
My Dad. Way to try and be the favorite daughter.
19. Ever go camping?
I use to go all the time, love it. Yea. Till you burned down the forest. Good job.
20. Do you have a tan?
A golfers tan (tan arms, legs, neck and face). That's not a tan.
21. What was the last movie you watched?
Nemo…I needed a laugh. Try watching Blazing Saddles. That's funny!
22. Biggest pet peeve?
People who treat others like they are below them (yes I work at a Country Club). Stand on a really big box when they come in so they feel short.
23. Last new person you met this week?
One of my neighbors, his dog chased me while I was running. Did you kick the dog?
24. Do you drink your soda from a straw?
I am trying not to drink Soda, but when I do, yes. Honestly. Who cares. What a dumb question.
25. What did your last IM say?
I don’t use IM anymore. That's because you actually work at work, unlike some people I know... oops...
26. Are you someone's best friend?
I believe I am Maddy's Best Friend - My neice (next to Sara (her mom) of course). I think Maddy's best friend is her cat. You could be third though. Probably ahead of Hank.
27. What are you doing tomorrow?
Working! Did you get the big box?
28. Where is your mom right now?
In Utah. Folding clothes with the other polygamist wives. Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
29. Look to your left, what do you see?
A wall. Move your computer next to a window and get some scenery in your life. Geez.
30. What color is your watch?
Pink, I just bought it, it is a digital watch so I can time my running speed. Okay Rizzo
31. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Koala Bears and Samuel Adams Beer. What about Nemo?... and Dori... and Bruce! Hello!
32. Would you consider plastic surgery?
You bet. Bring it on. Hey! You stole that from me!
33. What is your birthstone?
Aquarius, I think. I think that might be a cartoon character in Hercules.
34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Drive through. Yuck. I hate fast food. I thought you could cook?
35. How many kids do you want?
one or two. You can borrow mine for a couple of nights.
36. Do you have a dog?
Nope. I have a beautiful kitty cat who has quite the attitude. You surprised about that? Check out who she hangs out with.
37. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My sister Jenn who is my older much wiser sister. Who kindly shares everything with me. With no thought of her own welfare. It's true.
38. Have you met anyone famous?
I once met Paulie Shore at a coffee shop in CA and Arsenio Hall in CA also. Show-off
39. Any plans today?
Bubble Bath, Bed, Sleep, Dream
Let's liven this up shall we. Any plans today? Why yes! A hot, vanilla lavendar bubble bath, a warm soft robe, a big feather bed with a down comforter, my favorite books, lots of pillows and finally drifting off to sleep with calm and serenity. Wait. That might mean your dead. Never mind.
40. How many states have you lived in? Where?
Lets see: Utah, Arizona, Colorado, California, Florida and TN
You mean Utah, California, Utah, Arizona, California, Utah, Florida, TN, Florida. Oh, you don't have any commitment issues... oh no.
41. Ever go to college?
Yep. Dixie College. Home of the expensive houses and red dirt.
Typing on the computer keyboard, obviously. It didn't ask what you are doing it asked Where are you?
43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Living too far away from my family
That's just too sweet for words.
44. Last song listened to?
Tobi Keith - Mexico. Toby Keith. He called this lady on TV sweetheart when he gave her husband a big new truck... what's he trying to pull?
45. Question you hate the most.
Oh, you’re from Utah…. is your family Mormon? Oh, so are they polygamists? Yes. and they LOVE laundry. There are lots of socks.
46. Are you allergic to anything?
not that I know of. You were allergic to my side of the room when you were about 8.
47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My high heel black boots, love em. You should wear them with a purple mini and a orange halter. You'd fit right in with the Florida Bingo Ladies.
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
Jealous…no, however, I would like to me more like Hank. Yep. Hankawannabe.
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
I highly doubt it. They will be if you stand on that big box. They might say, "Hey! no fair! She's got a big box!"
50. What was the one thing you wanted to accomplish today?
To run my mile less than 12 minutes 13 seconds, I did by 2 seconds…I’m getting faster J When you come here I'm going to push you into the dirt.
51. What time is it?
Almost time for my bubble bath 6: 18 pm - VANILLA LAVENDAR Bubble bath! Don't you learn!
52. Do any of your friends have children?
yes.
53. Do you eat healthy?
um, sometimes! Why Yes. Everyday I drink my green grass healthy tree hugging remedy before my 39 mile run. It's just a breeze when you drink my healthy green grass tree hugging drink.
54. What do you usually do during the day?
work at a country club with a really really bad boss who needs to go to boss school. He quit! Hurray!
55. Do you hate anyone right now?
no, hating people takes to much effort. oh dear.
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
All the time. Why don't you write what you really say in your head...
57. Favorite quote?
Jefafa Dunham dot Com….if you watch the Jeff Dunham DVD’s you will understand. okay. Groupie!
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
March 5 1971, its now 2008 =37 years old, holy crap! HOLY BLAST BARNICLE BOY!
59. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yes, I had so much fun there, I actually have a video of it! You didn't invite me.
60. How did you get one of your scars?
Cut on my face, walked into a wall…really I did…I can hear Leslie laughing really hard right now. Maybe you should look up once in a while.
7 habits of highly successful people. Is it working?