Doorbell rings.
Me: (on the stairs in the kitchen)
Em, I'm going for a quick walk. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Em: (downstairs)
who's there? Is it your 'love interest'?
Me: What did you say?
Em: (still downstairs)
Is it YOUR 'luv interest'?
Me:
Nope. You should come up and see who it is and say hello.
Em:
I can't. I'm on the toilet.
Me:
Nice. Emma. The Primary President is here.
Em:
Who?
Me:
The Primary President. Sister ____. You should be embarrassed.
Em:
I'm not.
Me:
Of course you're not.